Restaurant

Jack the Geezer

99 Canterbury Rd, Middle Park VIC 3206, Australia

Recommended by 38 people

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Find Jack the Geezer

99 Canterbury Rd, Middle Park VIC 3206, Australia

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HoursMonday: 5:45 AM – 3:30 PM Tuesday: 5:45 AM – 3:30 PM Wednesday: 5:45 AM – 3:30 PM Thursday: 5:45 AM – 3:30 PM Friday: 5:45 AM – 3:30 PM Saturday: 6:00 AM – 3:30 PM Sunday: 6:00 AM – 3:30 PM

*Opening hours may differ during holidays.

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About Jack the Geezer

Opposite Albert Park, this Middle Park corner cafe delivers punchy post-run breakfasts and British-leaning comfort. Settle under the yellow umbrellas with an iced latte or hot batch brew straight off the tram 96 platform. Regulars count on the Buckingham Benedict—poached eggs spooned with hollandaise over toasted crumpets—or a loaded breakfast burrito with crisp bacon after laps around the lake. Kids stay busy with chalk and colouring sheets while dogs lounge out on the footpath. If you lean savoury at lunch, order the house corned beef burger alongside hot chips.

  • Buckingham Benedict on Crumpets: Poached eggs and rich hollandaise served atop toasted crumpets instead of standard toast.
  • Early Morning Recovery: Welcomes dawn run clubs, swimmers, and commuters with early espresso and hot breakfast fare.
  • Family & Pet Accommodating: Sidewalk seating accommodates dogs while bins of chalk, stickers, and soft toys keep kids occupied.

What's On at Jack the Geezer

Upcoming events, special menus and other reasons to plan a visit.

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Why Locals Choose Jack the Geezer

Distinctive breakfast fare, dawn hours, and effortless access in Middle Park.

  • British-Inspired Crumpet Benedicts

    House signatures like the Buckingham Benedict are prepared on crumpets rather than standard bread or English muffins.

    served on crumpets instead of bread

    Split the Bill
  • Reliable Dawn Opening for Athletes

    Reliably open at dawn to provide energizing food and coffee for morning running clubs and early active risers.

    The cafe always open early they have such a positive energy!

    Hans Mills
  • Dedicated Activities for Children

    Equipped with dedicated chalk and colouring supplies to keep young children engaged during family visits.

    Chalk and colouring activities available to keep the kids happy and busy.

    Stephanie Djuric
  • Playful Family Hospitality

    Family-first hospitality featuring soft toys and thoughtful touches that welcome multi-generational dining.

    always soft toys for them to play with

    Danielle Boon
  • Steps from Tram Stop 96

    Positioned directly at Route 96 tram stop, welcoming commuters and travelers with recognisable yellow umbrellas.

    Look out for the yellow umbrellas when you get off tram 96.

    Siun Morrissey
  • Convenient Parking for Commuters

    Stress-free parking access across Canterbury Road and adjoining side streets simplifies quick takeaway stops and meetups.

    There is parking around the cafe to quickly stop in & all day parking across the road on Canterbury Rd.

    Ana Antoska

Other favorites

Sides, bakery bites, and specialty beverages to complement your meal

  • Hash Brown

    always a side of hash brown

    Siun Morrissey
  • Croissants

    The coffee and croissants are top notch

    Carole Dyer
  • Chai

    I also had a chai which was tastily comforting.

    TinMan Of Aus
  • Limoncello Spritz

    Plus the coffee and Limoncello spritz were great too!

    Kat & Dav Adventures

Beyond the menu

Thoughtful hospitality touches that elevate the Middle Park neighbourhood brunch experience.

  • Tabletop Kids' Entertainment & Colouring Kits

    Provides dedicated soft toys, stickers, chalk, and colouring activities directly at the tables so families can dine unhurried.

  • House-Baked Crumpets for Eggs Benedict

    Prepares crumpet foundations instead of bread or English muffins for their signature Buckingham Benedict.

  • Early Morning Athlete Hospitality

    Regularly opens at dawn to greet early morning running clubs and ocean swimmers with fresh barista coffee and breakfast.

  • Grace Period Closing Hospitality

    Prepares full food and coffee orders without rushing guests even when approaching scheduled closing hours.

Before you head over

Practical advice on peak weekend hours, parking, and family dining

  • Time your weekend visit

    Peak weekend lunchtimes get heaving with busy indoor and outdoor tables, leading to waits for cooked fare like breakfast burritos. Visit slightly outside peak rush hours if you are short on time.

  • Arriving by tram or car

    Take tram route 96 right to Middle Park station across the street and look out for the yellow umbrellas, or use street parking and all-day bays situated directly across Canterbury Road.

  • Bringing kids and dogs

    Outdoor seating is pet-friendly and accommodates large parties with multiple dogs, while staff provide chalk, stickers, and soft toys to keep young children entertained.

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