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Wise Guys Pizza 'n' Pasta

C/104 Park St, South Melbourne VIC 3205, Australia

Recommended by 52 people

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C/104 Park St, South Melbourne VIC 3205, Australia

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+61 130094734897
HoursMonday: 10:30 AM – 10:30 PM Tuesday: 10:30 AM – 10:30 PM Wednesday: 10:30 AM – 10:30 PM Thursday: 10:30 AM – 10:30 PM Friday: 10:30 AM – 12:00 AM Saturday: 10:30 AM – 12:00 AM Sunday: 10:30 AM – 10:30 PM

*Opening hours may differ during holidays.

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About Wise Guys Pizza 'n' Pasta

South Melbourne carb-chasers point straight to Wise Guys for dense, old-school pies loaded with a proper, heavy hand. No polished dining room here—this is a dedicated takeaway operation built for quick turnarounds and massive comfort feeds. Call ahead and a hot pizza lands on the counter in ten to fifteen minutes, boasting a thick, sturdy base packed with toppings like the meat-loaded Butch’s Meat Treat or the sweet-and-savory Gangster. Regulars lean on the kitchen for Friday family feasts, balancing the pies with generous chicken parmas flanked by thick-cut chips and bowls of penne carbonara.

  • Rapid pickup turnaround: Orders are typically boxed and ready within 10 to 15 minutes for quick counter collection or local delivery.
  • Old-school loaded pies: Pizzas feature thick, sturdy bases packed with heavy layers of toppings that easily stretch to feed a crowd.
  • Generous pub-style mains: The menu extends beyond pizza to hearty chicken schnitzel parmas with thick-cut chips and rich pasta bowls.
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Why Order Takeaway from Wise Guys Pizza 'n' Pasta

Traditional heavily topped pizzas, fast call-ahead pickups, and comforting Italian-Australian mains.

  • Heavily Loaded Old-School Pies

    Pizzas are prepared with hearty crusts and generous quantities of sauce and toppings that easily satisfy multiple people.

    These are “old school” pizzas, great base, plenty of sauce, lots of toppings, and heavy to pick up

    The Old Fossicker

  • Abundant Family-Sized Portions

    Generous sizing and rich portions ensure groups and families have plenty of food to share with leftovers to spare.

    2 adults with left overs for a 3rd easy (2 large pizzas ordered), paid $28.

    Liam Brady

  • Ten-Minute Call-Ahead Pickup

    Orders phoned in ahead of time are swiftly cooked and ready for collection in approximately ten minutes.

    Ordered a pizza by calling in — it was ready within 10 minutes!

    Anmol CCC

  • Streamlined Takeaway-Focused Setup

    The dedicated takeaway format offers rapid counter service and curbside convenience near local parks.

    Not a dine in place (one small table with two chairs outside) but there's a park down the road to enjoy your food. Orders can take as little as 10 minutes if you ring ahead

    vanillan

  • Substantial Chicken Parmas

    Chicken schnitzel parmas come generously sized alongside thick-cut chips and dressed salad for hearty comfort dining.

    the chicken schnitzel is good quality and large in size and the large cut chips are very tasty and comes with side salad

    Shane Little

  • Rich Italian-Australian Pastas

    Classic pasta bowls like penne carbonara deliver rich Italian-Australian comfort that pairs naturally with pizza orders.

    I have also dabbled in the pasta (penne carbonara), sensational as well, we’ll worth the money.

    The Old Fossicker

Hearty, old-school classics loaded with generous toppings and served fast

  • Chicken Parma

    I highly recommend the chicken Parma the chicken schnitzel is good quality and large in size

    Shane Little

  • Butch's Meat Treat Pizza

    I got a Butch's Meat Treat pizza and it's so good

    C vlogs

  • Hawaiian Pizza

    Only grabbed a Hawaiian, wish I’d gotten a second pizza! Adults loved it, kids loved it. Great amount of toppings, really delicious base.

    Melissa

  • Gangster Pizza

    I had the Gangster pizza - chicken, meat and cheese with pineapple - excellent and $20 for a seriously large pizza.

    Peta Luck

Before you head over

Essential advice for ordering, timing, and pickup at Wise Guys

  • Plan for Takeaway or Nearby Dining

    There is no indoor dining room and only very limited outdoor seating, so treat orders as takeaway or delivery, or eat at the park down the road.

  • Phone Ahead for 10-to-15-Minute Pickup

    Call ahead by phone before pickup—orders are consistently prepped in about 10 to 15 minutes, cutting counter wait times significantly.

  • Factor in Generous Portion Sizes

    Portions run dense and heavily loaded, meaning two large pizzas easily leave ample leftovers for another meal.

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