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Witches In Britches

84 Dudley St, West Melbourne VIC 3003, Australia

Recommended by 8 people

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84 Dudley St, West Melbourne VIC 3003, Australia

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+61 3 9329 9850
HoursMonday: Closed Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM Thursday: 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM Friday: 10:00 AM – 1:00 AM Saturday: 10:00 AM – 1:00 AM Sunday: Closed

*Opening hours may differ during holidays.

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About Witches In Britches

West Melbourne’s premier haunt trades polite theatre for uninhibited, R-rated camp and raucous crowd roasts. Guests step through a spooky tunnel straight into a castle-themed dining room where actors greet tables in full character before the stage show even starts. Milestone groups pack out the long tables for the bawdy improv, rapid banter, and zero regard for the fourth wall. Dinner plates—think hearty pumpkin soup followed by slow-cooked shredded lamb shoulder—land neatly between acts, before the night rolls into dancing down at the Dungeon Disco.

  • In-Character Cast: Performers work the floor in full character from the opening tunnel greeting straight through the bar and dining room.
  • Interactive Comedy: An R-rated cabaret blending improv, boundary-pushing jokes, and unscripted audience participation.
  • Dinner & Disco Package: A seamless package pairing a multi-course dinner between stage acts with late-night dancing at the Dungeon Disco.
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Why Choose Witches In Britches

Why guests choose Witches In Britches for interactive dinner theatre and group celebrations

  • In-Character Pre-Show Immersion

    Cast members greet guests, pose for photos, and build rapport in the bar before the main stage acts begin, breaking down audience barriers early.

    before the show everyone was having drinks, taking photos and chatting with the actors

    Dane Bruce

  • Interactive Adult Comedy & Banter

    Actors seamlessly weave crowd banter and volunteer stage participation throughout the comedic production.

    The audience involvement made the night even more magical

    Cleo Prakash

  • Uninhibited Belly Laughs

    The bawdy, adult-oriented humor consistently delivers high-energy laughs and an uninhibited atmosphere.

    something worth getting a belly laugh every time they rotate shows/scripts

    Leonard Khoo

  • Stress-Free Group Amusement

    A welcoming atmosphere and hilarious routines create an unforgettable, high-energy environment for party groups.

    we unanimously decided it was the most iconic and stupid fun night out in years

    Adam Price

  • Shared Milestone Celebrations

    Milestone birthdays receive spotlight attention and seamless hosting, making celebrations simple to coordinate.

    Thank you to all the staff for making my 60th a night to remember.

    Joan B

  • All-In-One Dinner & Disco Night

    The venue bundles theatrical entertainment, a three-course dinner timed around the show, and late-night dancing under one ticket.

    The evening includes dinner, a theatrical performance, and finishes with dancing at the Dungeon Disco.

    Peiching Kuan

Key dishes served as part of the three-course dinner theater package

  • Pumpkin soup

    The food was absolutely delicious — from the hearty pumpkin soup to the perfectly cooked shredded lamb shoulder with zucchini and potatoes, followed by a yummy dessert.

    Cleo Prakash

  • Shredded lamb shoulder

    perfectly cooked shredded lamb shoulder with zucchini and potatoes

    Cleo Prakash

  • Steak

    Both the chicken and the steak were perfectly cooked

    Jarrod Smith

  • Chicken

    Both the chicken and the steak were perfectly cooked, and there was nothing wrong with any of the meals.

    Jarrod Smith

Beyond the menu

Signature touches and unexpected details that elevate the dinner theatre experience.

  • Spooky Tunnel Arrival

    Guests enter through a spooky tunnel directly into the castle bar area, setting the theatrical atmosphere immediately upon arrival.

  • Pre-Show Cast Mingling in Character

    Costumed performers greet patrons, pose for photos, and banter with guests in the bar before the stage performance starts.

  • Audience Table-Tapping Rituals

    Actors weave audience call-outs and spontaneous group rituals into the comedy, including whole-room table-tapping cues.

  • Post-Show Dungeon Disco Dancing

    After the main stage production and multi-course meal, guests transition directly onto the venue floor for dancing at the Dungeon Disco.

Before you head over

Essential advice on pacing, participation, and show atmosphere

  • Arrive Early for Pre-Show Bar Banter

    Plan on arriving early before the stage show begins to order drinks at the bar, snap photos, and chat with cast members mingling in character.

  • Prepare for Boundary-Pushing Audience Banter

    Anticipate an interactive, boundary-pushing performance with crude humor, innuendos, and improv crowd participation where actors playfully tease tables and bring guests on stage.

  • Budget Extra Time for Dinner and Dancing

    Schedule your evening for several hours rather than a quick turnaround, as the combined experience encompasses dinner courses, intermission acts, and late-night dancing at the Dungeon Disco.

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