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Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience

585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

Recommended by 52 people

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Find Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience

585 Lonsdale St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia

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+61 1800 808 998
HoursMonday: 10:00 AM – 9:30 PM Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 9:30 PM Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 9:30 PM Thursday: 10:00 AM – 9:30 PM Friday: 10:00 AM – 11:00 PM Saturday: 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM Sunday: 12:00 – 9:30 PM

*Opening hours may differ during holidays.

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About Schnitzel n Tits - Theatre Restaurant and Great Birthday Party Experience

Lively adult dinner theatre pairing crumbed chicken pub schnitties with topless waitresses and comedic stage shows on Lonsdale Street. Tailored for bucks parties, hens nights, and birthdays, the venue skips pretension for high-octane celebration. Regulars note the crowd-participation party games, lively DJ sets, and tray service carrying beer and body shots.

  • Topless Dinner Theatre: Topless waitresses serving beer, shots, and crumbed schnitzels alongside stage performances.
  • Interactive Host & Games: Comedic hosts lead crowd-participation party games, body shots, and music throughout the night.
  • Group Milestone Celebrations: Purpose-built for rowdy celebrations, from bucks and hens nights to milestones and group outings.
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Why Choose Schnitzel n Tits

Why groups and party organizers choose Schnitzel n Tits for milestone celebrations

  • Topless Dinner Theatre & Pub Fare

    Freshly prepared schnitzels and drinks are served alongside live adult dinner theatre and friendly topless waitresses.

    The topless waitresses were friendly and fun and were happily delivering beers, shots and a bit of a cheeky show.

    Christopher Roest

  • Interactive Stage Shows & Games

    Dynamic MCs and lively DJs lead an interactive stage production with comedic crowd participation.

    MC and performers delivered a magnificent show with plenty of crowd participation.

    Amber Wilson

  • Effortless Group Party Planning

    Planning milestone gatherings is straightforward with responsive coordination for bucks parties, hens nights, and birthdays.

    As a female planning a bucks (having never been to one), Alana was SO helpful and replied to all my emails and calls.

    Emma Fischer

  • Tailored Milestone & Work Celebrations

    Tailored party environments bring work teams and mate groups together for celebratory end-of-year and milestone functions.

    Went for a Christmas Party with some mates and we all had an absolute ball.

    Nathan Gay

  • Inclusive Group Banter & Party Fun

    Cheeky crowd activities, humorous games, and interactive party rituals get entire tables involved in the fun.

    The girls were really fun and inviting to everyone.. Definitely recommend

    Adriana Cannizzaro

  • Welcoming Atmosphere for Every Crowd

    Attendees across diverse groups enjoy an inclusive, welcoming atmosphere with engaging interactive entertainment.

    The waitresses and hosts were really accommodating and we all felt really included with the interactive entertainment.

    Brittany Pavone

Beyond the menu

Signature service and entertainment details that elevate your celebration

  • Attentive Table & Shot Service

    Topless waitresses actively ensure glasses are filled and offer body shots directly during the dining theatre experience.

  • Host-Led Games with Prizes

    The host and DJ coordinate interactive party games complete with prizes and cheeky banter to keep party crowds engaged.

  • Dedicated Event Coordination Support

    Planning staff provide responsive coordination via calls and emails to organize milestone celebrations seamlessly.

  • Vegetarian-Friendly Schnitzel Menu

    The kitchen offers dedicated vegetarian schnitzel options alongside standard pub meals to ensure diverse dietary needs are met.

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